The writer of this gaming news piece has apparently been researching ways to boost site engagement, and has assumed threatening the readers will help to do this.
Unfortunately, their supernatural AI assistant keeps misidentifying their naked photos, resulting in steep fines.
Various new games coming out on different days of the week include: Space Sprouts, Koira, LiDAR Exploration Program, Steel Hunters, The Last Of Us Part II Remastered, Hyper Empire, Gnomes, Commander Quest, and SWAT Commander Prologue.
They also mention a Satisfactory game update, and a game similar to STALKER for those yearning for the irradiated wasteland.
Finally, the writer tries to encourage readers to leave any suggestions for games they may have missed in the comments section.
